PooPoo Rants

Currently, my office smells like perfume covered poo-poo with burnt popcorn in it. I am so disgusted I may have to go home early (just kidding Boss). And for the LOVE OF GOD how does one forget to flush the toilet? The old standard of "if it's yellow let it mellow, and if is brown put it down" doth not apply at the workplace. And while we are on the subject of flushing, please make sure there are no floaties in the toilet after you have pooed at work. I don't want to see that. No one does.