Layover Calls

If you have not spoken to me in months, an airport layover call does not count. In fact, I am quite insulted that you would only call me to kill time. Do I not give good phone? I always thought I did. I think of myself as funny and engaging. I guess I should quit being such a bitch and be thankful that you called me. But then I think about how I am insulted, and therefore, not thankful.