Merge, Fool!

I get onto the interstate and I have the right of way merging with other traffic. They have a yield sign to ME, then that one lane we became merges onto the interstate. During rush hour, the asshats that have to merge into me suddenly become arrogant (or stupid and slam on their brakes causing a headache for those behind them) and think they can just cut me off. I dare you dude, I have no problem sending your ass into the shoulder. Hit my car. In fact, please hit it-just make sure you total it. I am upside down in it and have GAP insurance to cover the difference. I wouldn't mind getting a new car. Thankssomuch.

PS-I am talking to you-Dodge Stratus