Gustav

I am already sick from hearing about this storm. It's not even in the Gulf yet people! It's a little less than a week out! That being said, I would like to point out that hurricanes are my favorite natural disaster. [I lived on the Northshore of New Orleans for Katrina so I know a thing or two about them]. THAT being said, I would also like to point out I am not trying to be an ass, but we all have to live with a form of some kind of disaster. At least with hurricanes, you have warning. Tornadoes, Earthquakes, Tsunamis, etc so not have very much warning. They are more along the lines of "Oh shit, take cover!". Being from Seattle, I know a thing or two about earthquakes. I remember watching the Mariner's game (oh, Alex Rodriguez, yum), going to the bathroom, and you guessed it-BAM. Little earthquake. I didn't know what the hell it was. I thought the washer was off-balance and on spin cycle. Came out of bathroom and the Kingdome was all kinds of chaotic. Dave Niehaus was trying to explain what was going on but it was over and we were all ok.

He's Back!!

My doting husband is back in town. This means:
1. All of the training he has completed over the past 5 years or so went out the window. (I am talking to you 15 pairs of shoes all over the house, dirty laundry by the bed, on the couch etc.)
2. I actually have competition for the remote and the shows we will be watching.
3. Zoe will pay more attention to him and growl and hiss at me when I come within 2 feet of him.
4. More laundry
5. More dishes.

In spite of all of this I am so very happy he is home.

It's a Sad Day

Denise Richards' reality show was cancelled. I am so sad I may cry.

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Welcome!

Thanks for playing along, husband. I can't wait to see what you will post first. It had better not be about me or I will kick your ass off of here so quick. Love you!

The Talking Stain

Have you seen that commercial with the talking stain? Yeah I know, it came out during the Superbowl. Well I find that it equally frustrates and amuses me. On one hand, I want to hear what the guy is saying and the stain is kinda irritating. On the other hand, I get a bad case of the "I might pee a little in my pants" giggles.

I woke up for this???

6 AM - I woke up to the sound of a heaving dog. My precious Zoe is upchucking an ungodly color of orange onto my down comforter. Dammit! I get out of bed, get some paper towels wet, grab some dry ones and head back into the bedroom finding she did it not once, but twice. My poor baby! She has had the worst gas lately and I have not changed her food, given her any new treats or anything. I quickly spot clean the comforter, toss the towels away, and get back under the covers cuddling Zoe.

7 AM - I wake up for good this time. Zout the comforter and place it in the washer.

ToTD No. 10

I think I am going to give up on the thought of the day. I don't like to be bound by rules. Even if they are self imposed.