ToTD No. 10

I think I am going to give up on the thought of the day. I don't like to be bound by rules. Even if they are self imposed.

ToTD No. 9

If you are sending a fax, please have the common courtesy to stand by the machine until he receiving fax picks up.
All day long I hear: Hello???"CLICK" (dialed a phone line-not fax line), a horibble siren sounding screeching, the "if you are trying to make a call, please hang up and try again" warning and of course "you must first dial a "1" or "0" to complete this call". Frack people!!

ToTD No. 8

If you have not done one thing at the office today that would be considered work, why do I have to be here?

ToTD No. 7

Yesterday is history and tomorrow is a mystery. Seize the day my friends.

ToTD No. 6

Your lack of preparation does not constitute an emergency on my part.

ToTD No. 5

How can I possibly leave a job where Boss and I have our own inside jokes and sign language? Obviously I can't because I have been on a few interviews and all of them have said "no".

ToTD No. 4

How can someone go their entire life and not know even the basic function of Microsoft Word, or any Microsoft Office product? How the hell is that? Boggles one's mind every day.

ToTD No. 3

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't stupid people happier?

ToTD No. 2

Contrary to this being ToTD#2, it will not be about #2 like ToTD #1 was.

If your best friend treats you like a child in Target (snapping and pointing to the ground beside her while see is counting to 3) is it OK to then announce to everyone that "Just because you are old enough to be my mother does not mean you get to act like it!"? Just so you know, she then came up and spanked me. I guess her being old enough to be my mother DOES mean she gets to act like it....

ToTD No. 1

Please leave the bathroom fan on if you must take a poopie at work.