Hi there

I swear, I have been having the hardest time trying to get my thoughts together to post. I really want to do this, but I feel so overwhelmed. Work is taking every last bit of sanity I have left now that I am taking on more responsibilities. I have to deal with technicians that whine all day long and lack of service calls for them to go on. That means they are here for the better part of the day, bothering me and everyone else who works in my suite, AKA: Carrie, my co-worker and friend.

Well......

I started the new job today. I am a bit concerned about everything! I am confused, out of place and just a little unsettled. Don't get me wrong, they are all very nice and have welcomed me. I am just not comfortable yet. I'll get there.

NEW JOB!

I got a new job!!! I am very excited, but it's a bit of a departure from what I am doing now. I think it will be good though. Instead of traveling 104 miles roundtrip, it will be under 30 miles roundtrip. I will miss everyone at my old job - each in their own very special way.

ToTD No. 9

If you are sending a fax, please have the common courtesy to stand by the machine until he receiving fax picks up.
All day long I hear: Hello???"CLICK" (dialed a phone line-not fax line), a horibble siren sounding screeching, the "if you are trying to make a call, please hang up and try again" warning and of course "you must first dial a "1" or "0" to complete this call". Frack people!!

ToTD No. 5

How can I possibly leave a job where Boss and I have our own inside jokes and sign language? Obviously I can't because I have been on a few interviews and all of them have said "no".

Really? REALLY?

I have answered the same question 5 times in the last 3 days for the same person. I guess the fact that it was not the answer she was looking for prompted the continued asking of said question. In the words of Boss - I am sorry that I cannot snap my fingers and make stuff happen for you. Hold on, let me go get my magic wand. Be right back. Not really but frick people get a frackin clue.

UPDATE: All By Myself

Baby Perv is gone. And there are more people here. However I still have to pee. Where are you Boss?
(It's not that I cannot pee without Boss, I am covering the front desk today because the person who is normally here is not and I cannot leave it unattended to I must wait for Boss to come back from where she is now)

All By Myself

I am all by myself at work with Baby Perv. He's completly harmless (I think/hope), but he gives me the hibbie-jibbies. Hope Boss gets back soon. I gotta pee.

PooPoo Rants

Currently, my office smells like perfume covered poo-poo with burnt popcorn in it. I am so disgusted I may have to go home early (just kidding Boss). And for the LOVE OF GOD how does one forget to flush the toilet? The old standard of "if it's yellow let it mellow, and if is brown put it down" doth not apply at the workplace. And while we are on the subject of flushing, please make sure there are no floaties in the toilet after you have pooed at work. I don't want to see that. No one does.

Directions

I LOVE it when really random people come into my office and ask for directions. Do you know where this is? Do you know where that is? Just beacause we are a real estate office, on the main boulevard, right as you get off a really long bridge you think we know where the adult store is (true story-didn't happen to me though)? Why people?????

ToTD No. 1

Please leave the bathroom fan on if you must take a poopie at work.